Mothers Dictionary

Hi folks!
I have found something else to share
I think it is cute.



A Mother's Dictionary



AMNESIA:
Condition that enables a woman who has gone through
labor to make love again.

DUMBWAITER:
One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

FAMILY PLANNING:
The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart
to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.

FEEDBACK:
The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

FULL NAME:
What you call your child when you're mad at him.

GRANDPARENTS:
The people who think your children are wonderful even though
they're sure you're not raising them right.

HEARSAY:
What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

IMPREGNABLE:
A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

INDEPENDENT:
How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

OW:
The first word spoken by children with older siblings.

PUDDLE:
a small body of water that draws other small bodies
wearing dry shoes into it.

SHOW OFF:
a child who is more talented than yours.

STERILIZE:
what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to
your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

TOP BUNK:
where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.

TWO MINUTE WARNING:
when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those
familiar grunting noises.

VERBAL:
able to whine in words

WHODUNIT:
none of the kids that live in your house...

Okay, there you have it, an abridged version of a Mom's Dictionary.
I don't know about any of you but several of those definitions
are very familiar to me! :-)



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